State your status

The worst possible thing to happen to a man, aside from a direct hit to the nuts, is getting five or six entire minutes into a conversation with a beautiful, interesting woman only for her to casually mention that she has a boyfriend. As if that fact wouldn’t entirely change the dynamics of any interaction.

Whenever a guy says hello, talks to, smiles at, looks in the general direction of or is within a 15-foot radius of a woman, one can assume that he is interested in her in a very romantic sense.

The sooner we determine your current relationship status, the sooner we can either get the hell out of there and find someone who’s not attached to whatever douchebag you happen to be seeing, or proceed in a civilized fashion, depending on your response.

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