Text messages have more recently become one of the primary forms of communication in the dating world (as well as the regular world). And with this form of communication, a growing lexicon of terms, jargon and nomenclature has emerged. To help you understand this murky and new language I’ve collected a few examples of the more popular terms used to describe the nature of a given text conversation and examples of their usage.
Texting:
How doooo?
Oh Splendidly indeeeeed.
Sexting:
I put on my robe and wizard hat…
Please stop texting me.
Exting:
So I wrote a poem about your lady garden. Want to hear it?
we R thru
Damn… I’ll send it anyways, it’s good.
Dexting:
How does one get like a gallon of blood out of carpet?
Hmmm. baking soda?
Mexting:
AYYYE tengo un graan bigote! Donde esta el biblioteca? Aye che wowwwee!
AYYYE DIOS MIO! El chupacabra estan aqui! Te queres mis ojos por una sopa de albondigas!
AYE QUE LASTIMA!
Crucifexting:
So I died for your sins and you won’t even give me a ride to the airport? How ungrateful.
Jesus Christ! I’m busy.
Dyslexting:
I boot put on but no was there socks.
FAIL
Chexting:
Where are you? I saved you some peanut butter filled pretzels from the chex mix bowl.
<3
Correxting:
Their are definately alot of wierd people at this party.
THERE are DEFINITELY A_LOT of WEIRD people, yes.
Annexting:
Pryvet Comrade! Romania has much good farm land! Is mine now.
Oh. Dare I say good fellow, but I’m afraid I need that land.
Too late!
Safe Sexting:
I put on my robe, wizard hat and hickory bacon flavored condom.
If you don’t stop texting me I will call the cops.
Perplexting:
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
DEEP
Molexting:
I’m contemplating whether or not your left boob is better than your right.
WHO IS THIS?
T-Rexting:
RAWWWWWWR!
MUST GO FASTER
Hexting:
I put a spell on you… Because you’re MIIIINE!
Didn’t work.
Pontifexting:
Alright B, I’ll grant you an indulgence on the wife-beating THIS time.
Thanks Mr. P! I owe you one!
Sushexting:
OMG I need an Ahi sashimi roll.
It’s 3 am… You have a problem…
